I’ve just had a call to inform me that I have been elected to the Committee of the Employment Law Bar Association. Now this represents only a tiny quantity of power so I am not, at present, able to institute the reign of terror that, as you know, I have long been contemplating.
For the present, I will have to concentrate on some mild cronyism and corruption and build slowly towards the subjugation of all earthlings. That, of course, gives you all a period of grace within which generally to throw off your puny human forms and cleave to me in subjugation. There is a special subjugatee “early-bird” deal, the details of which are available on application.
Now begone from my presence … you there … crawl out backwards you worm! I must be left alone to practice my maniacal cackle BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I saw it’s known as ELBA – I thought this was where Napoleon was exiled. Are you sure your colleagues are being entirely frank with you?
You think they want me to die slowly, licking the arsenic-laden wallpaper and growing breasts? You could be right. Pass the ice pick it’s time for some “re-education”.
Congrats, I think…
I am in fear of you now…and I don’t even know why!!! 😉
Well, you must be doing something right! Are there any interesting initiation ceremonies you have to get through first?
*tugs forelock*
*fawns*
YOU’RE GOING DOWN FUCKER!!!! LET’S GO!! RIGHT NOW!! SUBJUGATE THIS!! (i’m pointing to my danger zone) MUUUHHHWAWAWAWAWA!!!
congratulations.
Yes I’m here to apply for the early bird special. Anything threatening my existence and henceforth, liberty to blog, I take very seriously.
get us better pension rights or this site gets it!
I just realized that I wrote; “WAWAWAWAWA” – I’m pretty sure that’s how they do an evil laugh in Hawaii… yeah, that’s it.
Well that’s a bit posh innit! I thought I was just reading blogs but actually I was schmoosing with them on top.
Always very impressive if you’re a member of an organisation that’s an acronym.
This is already paying dividends. Last night I got to share the world’s worst red wine and some undercooked chicken kebabs with Lord Hoffman whilst laughing politely at the “jokes” and war stories of a variety of QCs. Ha ha, cry bitter tears of jealousy you losers.
Clearly you have left the once deeply treasured ideals of IBOS behind.
No Jealousy here. I used to work for the Legal Services Commission. I think they all use the same caterers.
Congratulations, m’lord. Can I apply for the position of toady now?
Did someone mention a Bar?
Hobnobbing with Lord Hoffman?! I don’t know who that is, but he certainly sounds important… as do you!! I’ll be crawling out backwards now. 🙂
Congratulations! My, you are mighty.
Will us mortals still be able to comment on your blog, or will we need to await an invitation?
Seriously, congrats to you. I thought your site looked a little more regal today.