BAdge of Honour 

Blinkin flip this was hard but I can’t expect ever to rule with an iron fist unless I have a steely gaze and a will of .. some other really really hard metal. So:

THE PRESTIGIOUS UK AWARD WINNER

Norah

THE EQUALLY PRESTIGIOUS INTERNATIONAL AWARD

Jen

To the winners some plonk (you’ll need to email me a mailing address). To the rest of you the knowledge that when push came to shove you simply weren’t good enough. It’s a tough lesson but gaze upon the winners and do the mature thing: complain about them behind their backs and accuse me of corruption.

Thanks for entering. Some of them had me distressing goats with the baying I like to call laughter.

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11 thoughts on “”

  1. OMG OMG OMG!!! 🙂 Shall I do a speech?! 😉

    I would like to thank the Academy…my parents for blessing me with mutiple tenous opportunities…Moobs for creating this lovely contest and sending me plonk (which I have no clue what that is…but I’ll take it!)…fellow blog voters who had faith in my ability to randomly meet people who know people who meet people who…well…you know…

    Seriously though…this is cool. I think the last time I won something was at a work Christmas party and it was a bottle of something that we all downed in five minutes flat! 😉

    MOOBS…YOU ROCK!!

  2. Congrats to Jen and Norah! I shall now get drunk at the bar, pretending to be a good loser… 🙂

  3. I see Elf’s impassioned appeal on my behalf was well worth all the nagging I had to do to get her to do it.

    Congratulations to the winners, I voted for the other guy.

  4. Not getting stabbed by the knife-wielding maniac was reward enough for me, moobs.

  5. I like Bec’s attitude…me thinks I will slink off to a bar sometime soon myself. But I don’t think they serve plonk anywhere around here…damn!!

  6. I’ve been robbed!

    Nevertheless, thanks to all the hundreds who voted for me. I mean, you there, fella with the plaid shirt, drinking your coffee – thanks for voting for me. Your check is in the mail.

  7. Oh good gracious! How tremendously exciting. I’d like to thank the one person who made this possible for me… Nona Breschiani; I once snogged your grandson and I thank you.

    Thanks also of course to Moobs for his tremendous organising skilz – you are a legend in the field of tennuous connections.

    This is by far the most exciting thing to have happened to me this week.

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