that was fantastic. but where is the, “oh, btw, i peed in the corner of your son’s room” or the “hey, no biggie, but there’s a hairball that exactly matches your carpet beside your bed”
I used to be with a girl who had four (really!) cats, wouldn’t shut them out of the bedroom; having sex while they wandered into the room and examined – with a very critical eye – what was going on was one thing. Waking up with one sitting on your chest, pawing your face at 5am was, frankly, a step too far. The relationship ended. 🙂
I knew it was time to move out of my sister’s house when her cat pooed in my suitcase. Frankly, a gentle hint would have sufficed…
Fabulous! 🙂
I have a 20 year old cat who is either senile or deaf or both. I can’t tell if he meows so much because he can’t hear himself, or if he keeps forgetting that he’s just meowed.
Kitty pooped on my old boyfriend’s coat the first time he spent the night. As if to emphasize his point, on a subsequent night stuck his cold nose in my boyfriend’s butt crack as we were having sex. Game over.
Brenning – was that you?? 😉
HEe Hee… you forgot the one about having shat on the bed.. 🙂
Moobs,
If you like cat humour (and who doesn’t!?) check this out
The funniest thing about these cartoons? My dog Rose? She hears “eat me” every time a cat meows. Go figure.
Oh No! That is too funny. Thank you so much for your visit to my site and your nice compliment!
Yep, that about sums up Izzy… other than the ‘It’s 3 am and all is well, except you’re asleep and I’m not’ call…
The face in Lesson Four is also the face for I’ve thrown a hair ball up on your new cashmere sweater. I love cats as long as I don’t have to live with them.
LOL Love it!
Not the Coach bag!
Oh that is so true!
Shouldn’t it be;
“Feed me, you asshole!”
“Feed me, you asshole!”
“Feed me, you asshole!”
“I’ve shat in your handbag, and you’ll like it!….you asshole!”
LOL I’ve shat in your handbag!
that was fantastic. but where is the, “oh, btw, i peed in the corner of your son’s room” or the “hey, no biggie, but there’s a hairball that exactly matches your carpet beside your bed”
I used to be with a girl who had four (really!) cats, wouldn’t shut them out of the bedroom; having sex while they wandered into the room and examined – with a very critical eye – what was going on was one thing. Waking up with one sitting on your chest, pawing your face at 5am was, frankly, a step too far. The relationship ended. 🙂
I knew it was time to move out of my sister’s house when her cat pooed in my suitcase. Frankly, a gentle hint would have sufficed…
Fabulous! 🙂
I have a 20 year old cat who is either senile or deaf or both. I can’t tell if he meows so much because he can’t hear himself, or if he keeps forgetting that he’s just meowed.
Kitty pooped on my old boyfriend’s coat the first time he spent the night. As if to emphasize his point, on a subsequent night stuck his cold nose in my boyfriend’s butt crack as we were having sex. Game over.
Brenning – was that you?? 😉
HEe Hee… you forgot the one about having shat on the bed.. 🙂
Moobs,
If you like cat humour (and who doesn’t!?) check this out
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Smooches,
Nat
xo
The funniest thing about these cartoons? My dog Rose? She hears “eat me” every time a cat meows. Go figure.
Oh No! That is too funny. Thank you so much for your visit to my site and your nice compliment!
Yep, that about sums up Izzy… other than the ‘It’s 3 am and all is well, except you’re asleep and I’m not’ call…
The face in Lesson Four is also the face for I’ve thrown a hair ball up on your new cashmere sweater. I love cats as long as I don’t have to live with them.
LOL Love it!
Not the Coach bag!
Oh that is so true!
Shouldn’t it be;
“Feed me, you asshole!”
“Feed me, you asshole!”
“Feed me, you asshole!”
“I’ve shat in your handbag, and you’ll like it!….you asshole!”
No? Oh.