With voting having dribbled to a conclusion, there are three joint winners of the plonk-a-thon: Kim, Teacher Lady and Sammy. I’ll be contacting you shortly to arrange the logistics.
With voting having dribbled to a conclusion, there are three joint winners of the plonk-a-thon: Kim, Teacher Lady and Sammy. I’ll be contacting you shortly to arrange the logistics.
a wooooooooooo hoooo
Tsk – democracy sucks. We want unfair winners and undignified squabbling, dammit!
Go SAMMY GO SAMMY! 🙂
Why can’t everyone win? Every single space cadet should get a small award or maybe a little button they can put on their website so that they can proudly state their space cadet status!
Congrats to all the bloody winners!
I didn’t hold out much hope in a public vote. I’m not a fan of democracy in general as most people are idiots but I won’t apply that on here as I think you attract a better class of reader than that.
Can’t we have some kind of tie-break to find an actual winner?
I think we might have had some hanging chads and need a recount. : )
How about the shortlisted people submit a second entry to be judged for the final outright win???
Maybe I should sleep with all of them, just to make sure that they’re worthy…I’m willing to sacrifice my Greek god-like body for the cause…someone’s got to do it, it may as well be me.
Kevin…if I knew you would be sacrificing yourself for sex…I would have friggin entered this one! 😉
i won a plonk !!! and sex with kevin !!! its my lucky day!!!
Congrats to the winners!
How kind of Kevin to offer his services. What an inspiration to participate in future contests!
I don’t think we should be deciding between them. As the old saying goes about democracy: “The people have spoken … the bastards!” and we have three legitimate winners.
I am certainly grateful to Kevin for offering his services as a judge. Perhaps the answer is to offer “sharing a bottle of plonk with KC” as a prize in the next competition.
Unfortunately, I have LOADS of stories about the space cadets in my life. It’s actually not the best contest to “win” if you get what I’m saying. And I’m happy to have sex with Kevin as long as I can wear my new shoes. Hoo-Ah! Teacher Lady goes raunchy! A first!!!!
Im going to die if you dont post something new. I know YOU might have a life, but the rest of us, or at least I DON’T! Please grace us with your wit and charm dear Moobs. I will even send you wine and ROSES.
I agree with the commenter who said that everyone should win?
Isn’t that really the spirit – and the weak inner core – of democracy? (Said the misanthropic political scientist…)
I’m glad Teacher Lady placed in this contest because I referred her to you! I know that ONE of her many stories would make it. Great contest, Moobsie!
There was voting? oh…
crap…