I’m back from Scotland and can prmoise some pictures tomorrow. Right after I’ve been through my bloglines backlog.
As I have been bad and not contributed I am prepared to undertake a “punishment” assignment. Vote now for your subject:
(1) My attempt at streaking;
(2) The first time I had sex: the aftermath; or
(3) The “write in candidate” – any topic suggested in a comment and acclaimed by consensus.
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We can only choose one? Darnit.
*closes eyes and sticks pin in page*
*removes pin from thumb, wherein it was painfully stabbed*
Number 2 please!
Oh no, not number 2. It would bring back too many unpleasant memories.
Ha, just kidding everyone.
Number 2, of course.
Streaking please, but only if that’s the subject of the promised pictures.
I vote for number 1 – attempt at…? Attempt? Did you run and forget to take your clothes off? Enquiring minds must know!
1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2 – no, 1 – no, 2
Can’t you just do both? We all know you want to.
Why don’t you make up a story that involves both 1 and 2! Brilliant!
No, not 1. I don’t think we’re ready for that one. But I’m intrigued by number 2…………… Who knows, it may produce a number of similar confessions….
*reels about dizzily*
DS. I’d be quite surprised if the confessions are similar. But 2 has it at the moment. I’ll let the Americans wake up and exercise their democratic rights then get to it.
will the American’s democratic rights include the chads? I think you should combine 1 and 2.
Only if their chads are hanging. Pregnant chads won’t do.
damn it…i want both. i’m american and i’m fucking greedy (redundant, i know) – i WANT BOTH 1 & 2!!! are they related? maybe when you were streaking and you accidentally tripped and landed in a vagina? no? okay… then whatever, i vote for 1…wait, 2. Umm… 2.
Number two if you please.
Hmmmm, number 2.