If you are not British the chances are that you will have absolutely no idea who these people are and are probably also sick of Brits thinking that unrelenting irony is functionally equivalent to wit. For the rest of you, enjoy:
UPDATE
Amazon appear to have deleted all 337 “reviews” of this meisterwerk.The humourless bastards. That’s the last time I’m buying anything from them.
Someone has selected their top 10 reviews and reposted them. They miss my favourites. I enjoyed the one which credits Peter Andre with a voice that “makes cats dance and plaster fall from the walls” and another which asks, rhetorically, how often one can say one has encountered an album recorded by “three enormous tits”.
Average Rating: 4.6 out of 5 based on 262 user reviews.
I’m laughing so much I’m about to miss the bus. Thanks!
No amount of irony, however, is enough to detract from the fact that you were on amazon looking this up. And don’t come up with some story about having it sent to you in an email from a mate.
OMG… MY EYES! MY EYES!
I want a pin. I wanna pop those silicone orbs. It’s really sad that she thinks she is attractive. She needs to go take care of her children.
I cried with laughter when I read those reviews. I wonder if Monsieur Andre and Madame Airbags are aware that some of the lines in these reviews are maybe a trifle insincere, such as “Songs so emotional, they make me go weak at the sphincter.”
Stuff like that cracks me up because then I imagine them talking and sounding like Beckham and Victoria…COR BLIMEY!!!
i’m outraged! what happened to free speech? shall we enter en masse and post our own reviews? i’d be up for it …
ROBBED…
Moobs, we have all been robbed… of reading a Moobs review…
Of course, having read the reviews… I simply must hear a sample of the beauty that must be this music. Unfortunately, there were no samples. This is either a Brit thing or their music is so terribly bad that they don’t provide samples for this album. But the curiosity is peaked.
I had to look this person up on google to figure out who she is, and she’s fairly ridiculous isn’t she? All I can think is Dear God, she’s someone’s mother? That’s almost as bad as a breeding Britney Spears.
Actually, SQT, I think Britney has the edge on general ackness – at least our Katie looks like she showers occasionally.
They really do live in a universe of their own, those two …
Of course as soon as you say Americans look away, it makes me wanna read it MORE!
I agree … thats like waving a red flag at an American lol
Hilarious even though I dont know who these people are … I had to ask my british imported husband …. and then we laughed our asses off 🙂
This plumbs new depths of misery! It brought tears to my eyes… for all the wrong reasons.
Now I’m just bitter. In my efforts to resolve my bitterness, and desperate longing to become British and know what you are referencing, I see the cartoonish charactors in the video and wonder….
Is that Britney Spears? Anna Nicole Smith?
I guess if we can inflict those two on the world, you can have your own damn cartoons…
Sniff, sniff, I’ll stop crying soon.
Open mouth, insert foot…. Poor Anna Nicole Smith….
Huh?
“makes cats dance and plaster fall from the walls”??? HHAA!!! excellent.
Being plagued by Americanism, I had to google Ms. Price as well. Good god … all I can say is, she has huge boobies.
I feel the need to draw your attention to this : http://drunkenspaniel.wordpress.com/2007/01/14/are-you-ok/
Which also heavily features this godawful woman and her bloodyawful husband.
She’s one of those people I already love to hate – and this album just gives me more ammunition!
Like the other Americans that have commented, I must go Google these two now. You may have inadvertently brought them to the attention of a whole other segment of the population
Hey – you aren’t working for these two, are you?
Bah! Those quotes were hilarious!
And the video was wonderful. Just in time for Valentine’s day.
I’m going to go shove two Godiva chocolate bars in my ears nows.
I loved the reposted comments. These clever people need their own blogs and a steady diet of pseudo-celebrities to mock.
Argh, no, dammit, that’s another promise to self broken. “No listening to stupid people for more than 5 seconds.”
(Just wanted to take this opportunity to wish you a happy Valentine’s Day!)
Sublime.
You’d better be alive. ‘Cause if you’re not, you…you…well, you’re JUST GONNA BE IN BIG TROUBLE, MISTER!!!
why do I usually find myself yelling over here?
Ut oh. You got Kev riled up again. You better get back here fast. *looks around enrvously*
337 reviews?!
I feel like there’s a really great joke going around at a party and I’m too drunk to get the punchline. Off to join the other Americans on Google.
Thank you for posting this Moobs. I laughed my ass off, to use the vernacular. Shame all those other reviews were lost but I see someone has started a-new on Amazon.