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1. Brilliant. We have a competition at work for who can speak to the stupidest named lawyer. Randy Loser is in the lead (Americans love their Randys) but Alcides Hellmeister is a strong contender.

2. Protecting the islands with neverending achievements? How could anyone not vote for him? Is the other guy campaigning on a platform of modest accomplishments and endangering the islands?

   I especially like the logo of the trees, which swing from side to side like they’re drunk.

3. FIS – Alcides Hellmeister? I’m off to get a deed poll form
   Big Beard – and how do you prive leadership for tomorrow?

4. What you can get away with naming your children is what makes the Americans different to us. ‘Randy’ is not a word you tend to use in polite company in England, (as in ‘Darling, I’m feeling randy tonight’) and as for the word ‘Gaylord’. No. Just no.
   You’d change it to Smith by Deedpoll, or else you’d be the laughing stock, and so would your children.
   In America, Randy Gaylord is a perfectly acceptable man’s name, rather than a description of a man who is undersexed and homosexual.
   Oh you’ve got to smile, haven’t you?!!

5. I like the US habit of adding numerals. Almost any name sounds wry with “the third” after it.

6. I think I will rewrite my CV/Resume to be like his website…

   Qualifications……Just keep growing!!!

   I think the more nebulous the better.

7. We have another strong contender, this time from Russia: Semen Slutzky. I kid you not.

8. There is a Harry Dick that is a mortgage broker here in Michigan, USA. True story. Parents should have been shot.

9. I like the fact that the look on his face kinda begs, “Please keep me lected, I’d never make it anywhere lese with a name like mine!”

10. Thank you Drunken! I kept reading this trying to figure what would send Moobs into a peanut-thrusting laughter. I thought the website was a little weak but couldnt wrap my texas brain around whatever was so funny.

    I went to camp with a girl eons ago named Cinnamon Crisp.

11. Oh yeah, and here in Houston there is a famous socialite named Ima Hogg.

12. That shoulda read was. Shes been dead for a long time.

13. should i look? i’m a bit scared

14. This is only funny in the UK. Here people think it’s normal to be called Randy. Like when I first got here a guy came up to me at a party and said, “Hi, I’m randy.” I was a bit drunk and I said, “So? What’s that got to do with me?” Then I realized he was saying that was his name.

15. That was the best laugh I’ve had all day…thank you…when I translated “Randy” into the Queen’s english. I also like that his “Qualifications keep GROWING”.

    There’s a family here in Santa Barbara named “Bottoms”. And it always cracks me up when they refer to “The Bottoms Boys” and how much they all look alike.

16. CC – It’s a model CV really: sounds good but tells you nothing.

    FIS – No!!! That looks a clear winner to me.

    Wench – The distaff side of my wife’s family are descended from a long line of Dicks.

    Bec – It makes you want to pat him like a puppy.

    Andreia – Cinnamon Crisp?! Who was running the camp? Count Chocula?

    Buttons – Don’t look – no good can come of it.

    Emma – Presumbly he shrunk bak to his wife, Hornia

    KC – At law school we used a book written by two people who should probably have avoided working together: Bottoms and Brownsword

17. Randall K Gaylord is backed by Carl Bender?
    They’re ‘avin’ a larf ….

18. Sorry I don’t get it. I keep tripping on my roman numerals.

19. At least he is a Democrat.

20. Where I work we often pay people in cash and because our customers are less than keen on paying tax on their earnings the highlight of my day is usually making up false names or appropriating stupid ones for putting on our paperwork. “There’s your money Mr Fuzzywig”, etc. Randy Bender is a peach of a name though.

21. Or indeed Randy Gaylord. I can’t even read today.

22. HHAA!! Definitely…those two should NOT have teamed up. But, at the very least, they left their ‘mark’ didn’t they? Okay, bad joke…sorry.

23. GREAT!!! Of course he had to be from Washington State!!!!! Arrggghhhh…
    But…Eastsound, WA IS a nice area. Really…really nice and full of randy lawyers bonking amongst the Evergreens…

24. You should post a pic of you and the peanuts for all of us in the peanut gallery…

25. That is fantastic! How many peanuts came out of your nose though?!!

26. Today’s contenders: a Brazilian lawyer named Sidney Apocalypse and – with perhaps the most perfect name for a bankruptcy lawyer – Robin Cheatham (works best if you say it aloud).

27. FIS – surely you are making this up now. Athough I think Mr Cheats may be a friend of a friend so perhaps not.

    My favourite firm: Wright Hassall and Co in Leamington Spa.

28. Peanuts coming through your nose…hey, that could be life-threatening!

29. Jess – true and not just for me.

30. I had a college professor named Hugh Monger. He was all of 5’6″. Not sure about the rest of him, but he taught Soil Morphology fer chrissakes. The name COULDN’T have fit.

31. Today we have: Chip Champagne and Fountain Barksdale.

    I might add to these comments every day of my working life.

32. FIS – that is blissful thanks. It has made up for a miserable day. I see that Chip’s full name is “Chip Champagne Jr” What’s the betting on a Chip Champagne III? (http://www.probonopartnership.org/Articles/012501_ge_news.htm)

33. Perhaps I’ve been teaching sex too long because the thing that I noticed first? Not his name but that his “accomplishments” keep growing. Sad!

34. I didn’t start blowing peanuts out of my nose until I read your comments.

    Sincerely,
    Sweatpantsmom The Third

35. I’m not even English and still find the name “Randy Gaylord” hee-larious!!!

36. surely the whole thing is a joke – look at the people working for him: bern shanks, carl bender – has the world gone maaaaad?

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