In this week’s Weekly Law Reports (which I’m sure you all keep by your loo – for one reason or another) it has been decided that cutting off someone’s hairwithout their consent may amount to an assault “causing actual bodily harm” (known colloquially as “abh”).
That’s one to bear in mind next time your hairdresser does what my barber tends to do to me.
Cheer an old man up – tell me about your worst hair experience please.