A couple of months ago I posted this on my original blog:

 Old Comic

Now I am the proud owner of this:

 The Doom Has Come Upon Me

Kill me now.

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It was the London Marathon today and P and I went and stood down on the Embankment to cheer people on. In particular we went down to cheer on Matt, a friend of ours who has honed his podgy frame into that of an elite long distance athlete. We saw him at mile 23 – a point at which you are being ground in the jaws of the Beast. He had plainly burned the last of his energy he was running on an alternative fuel source (i.e. sheer cussedness), his legs ticking metronomically in tiny strides. Having shambled glacially away from us he arrived at the finish line after 4 hours 49 minutes – a full 30 secs slower than I did it last year. So this is just to say: Hey Matt – you loser!

In fact I amazingly proud of him. I never fail to be moved by the spectacle and by the courage of those than run this race. Embarrassing though the admission may be, I spent much of my time at the race close to tears. I watched runner after runner struggling on to honour someone dear to them that they had lost. Some had the names of a son, a mother or a husband on their shirts; others had small photos pinned to them. Even those running for themselves are an inspiration. It is astonishing to be part, even as a spectator, of an event in which so many people are simultaneously achieving a lifelong ambition; in which so many people come to realise that they have depths of strength and character that they have never previously tapped.

The guys who finish in 2 hours 10 are admirable but my heroes are those who at 5 and half hours are struggling up the Embankment, their knees creaking, breathing raggedly and absolutely refusing to stop.

Marathon heroine

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Heather’s posts are always good. Sometimes moving,  often hilarious and today thoughtful and provoking. She has been writing about feminism and the comments turned to equal opportunities. Because I am an employment lawyer, I have a professional interest in the area and mind-dumped some points on the comments page.

I would like to share one point with you here. Squeezing my cerebral lemon for all it’s worth I offer you this droplet of wisdom. If you are a woman and a male colleague sidles up to you red-faced and says:

“Apparently there is a rumour going round that we are seeing each other” – start running!

I need scarcely tell you there is no such rumour. I hear this over and over again in evidence in proceedings because men think it is a little fragment of genius. Note he is not saying he wants to go out with you. He therefore has total deniability. What he is hoping is that you will say:

“Wow … that thought gets me … mmm … hot. Let’s give them something to talk about”.

Bear in mind that anyone stupid enough to use that approach (and they number in the millions) will not necessarily realise when you say:

“What the … which morons are saying that?”

that you think the very idea ridiculous and repellent in equal measure. You are not, technically, saying no. I would recommend that you say the following:

“Wow … that’s kind of embarrassing for me. Do you think you could talk to whoever told you about this rumour and make it clear to them that I wouldn’t go out with you EVER”.

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