Mr Catty

Careful observation of our cat has revealed the following:

(1) Places our cat likes to have a pee

(a) The flower bed, nestled amongst the bulbs he has rooted up;

(b) On the duvet;

(c) In my work bag;

(d) In the bath;

(e) In the shoe cupboard;

(2) Places our cat does not like to take a pee

(a) The Deluxe Cat-shit-o-tron 2000 single storey detached cat lavatory with non-allergenic, organic, biodegradable, “EZE-arse” (TM), bottom-friendly litter that we bought for him.

Pack your cat toys in a tiny handkerchief, tie it to a stick and on your way Mr Catty and don’t think that that insolent look is going to melt my heart.

11 thoughts on “Mr Catty”

  1. ‘waterboarding for cats’…snerf..the buggers deserve it.

    Yep..our new ‘princess’ prefers behind my computer armoire for peeing and my son’s room is her place of choice for poop.

  2. “Deluxe Cat-shit-o-tron 2000 single storey detached cat lavatory with non-allergenic, organic, biodegradable, “EZE-arse” (TM)” … best description EVER for a fancy-schmancy literbox!

  3. I am wondering whether reverse psychology would work here – maybe yelling “No! Don’t pee in the Deluxe Cat-shit-o-tron 2000 you darstadly cad!” will get it to pee in the correct vessel as he chuckles to himself, thinking he has outsmarted you.

  4. Aversion therapy? Every time the cat soils your work bag, act like Tom Cruise on Oprah’s sofa?

    Buggers, they are. 5,000 years ago, cats domesticated humans. We’ve never recovered.

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