Little S has been a proper little madam at school this week. Yesterday the teacher told us that she had stood laughing whilst a friend was ill and then called her a bad name.

The epithet used was not dislcosed. I agonised, wondering what I had shouted at other drivers over the course of the week. Some intensive cross-examination revealed that she had called her friend a ….. “hula hoop”.

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[SOUND OF ICE CREAM VAN JINGLE]

Lil S: Dad, Dad, listen! Church Bells!

Me: Yes, that’s exactly what they are.

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