P is having some time off work in order to sit at home with her legs in the air. I came home late from work last night and asked her what she had got up to? To boil her response down to its essence she said; “Squeezing my breasts”.
For one blissful dizzying moment I thought that all my schoolboy fantasies about what SAHMs got up to all day might have been true after all. However, it turned out that tender boobs is an early sign of pregnancy and the squeezing was her way of asking her body for a hint. After a day or so of squeezing away it seems that they are indeed tender but that is most likely because of the constant manual interrogation. Amongst her other activities are poking her stomach with an index finger to see if she is “bloated”.
Can I ask the mums out there what first led them to realise they were pregnant?
Meanwhile babymother has news of a way I can help around the house should the miracle occur.
