Careful observation of our cat has revealed the following:
(1) Places our cat likes to have a pee
(a) The flower bed, nestled amongst the bulbs he has rooted up;
(b) On the duvet;
(c) In my work bag;
(d) In the bath;
(e) In the shoe cupboard;
(2) Places our cat does not like to take a pee
(a) The Deluxe Cat-shit-o-tron 2000 single storey detached cat lavatory with non-allergenic, organic, biodegradable, “EZE-arse” (TM), bottom-friendly litter that we bought for him.
Pack your cat toys in a tiny handkerchief, tie it to a stick and on your way Mr Catty and don’t think that that insolent look is going to melt my heart.