As I sit typing I am surrounded by men in business suits tutting. There is a problem with our plane and it seems likely we will have to disembark and jump onto another. The BA pilot has informed us, in his reassuring upper middle class tones, that the plane “is deemed not to be quite 100% safe”. For those of you who are not British, that means “likely at any moment to burst into a spectaular ball of flame that will be visible from the Faroe Islands and will rattle the cocktail glasses of revellers in Monaco”.
P and I are flying North for her grandmother’s funeral. P’s family is a close one. They share a sense of familial duty which is alien to me. They programme regular visits, talk often by phone and think of one another frequently. As a result I probably saw more of P’s grandmother than I ever did of either of my own.
The first time I spoke to her was in the foyer of the Grand Hotel Regina in Grindlewald, Switzerland. I was newly engaged to P and was whisked away, at the family’s expense, on a skiing trip. The family had been holidaying in Grindlewald for three generations. P’s great-grandfather had, so far as I can gather, paused from his annual dalliance with the lounge singer to win the world curling championship on an ice rink beside the Hotel some time in the 20s. Ever since, the Regina had been pleased to welcome the family with the slightly disdainful efficiency that passes for a warm welcome in Swiss luxury hotels.
A plan had been made to go out for lunch and I made my way down to the lobby a little ahead of my new fiancee. The family had been nice to me but I could not quite shake the feeling that I was being somehow absorbed or swallowed. I spotted P’s Gran sat bolt upright in a high back chair. Her hair was dyed and, for want of a more vivid word, “coiffed” to perfection. She wore a blue collarless cardigan buttoned to the neck with large gold buttons and had her handbag sat on the lap of her elegant slacks. She turned and saw me and from a facial twitch that fell short of a smile I deduced that I was to join her. Once seated I squeezed at whatever mental gland secretes small talk and got ready to nod at anything she said. I was in the middle of saying how lovely something was when she leaned over towards me and said in a voice that echoed around the mountain slopes “You are only here because of my husband”. I nodded politely before the penny began to drop. At first I was confused. Was she saying her husband and I were related? Sensing that I may not have followed her train of thought she leant forward a second time and said “It’s HIS money that is paying for YOUR holiday”. I bridled and had to fight an urge to write her a cheque there and then and drop it into her lap.
Over the years, I got to know her a little better and came to understand that she was kicking against a fate that will afflict us all in our turn. For a time she and her husband had been the hub of the family. Once her daughter took the (to her inexplicable) decision to go to university, become a teacher and work for a living, the centre of gravity shifted. Then her husband died and she became a problem. At first she was merely a logistical problem. “We have to pick up Gran! Who is going to do it?”. “Where are we going to put Gran when she comes for Christmas?” What must it feel like to go from mother of the family to inconvenience? As deafness took hold she became a social problem too. She drifted to the edge of table conversation and could only force an acknowledgment of her presence through controversy. Her son-in-law might be a Professor of Artificial Intelligence but what was that? Her husband had been an accountant; an entrepreneur and academic achievement did not compare. Two grandchildren became doctors and the third a barrister but if she felt a hint of pride she would not admit to it. Around the cheese course she would make it clear that doctors were parasites on the pain of others and they were saints compared to lawyers. Why couldn’t any of them have become an accountant and entrepreneur?
It was loneliness that turned her into an accomplished provocateuse. It was the feeling that a wheel had turned and left her without her partner and without a purpose.
Around a year ago she succumbed to Alzheimer’s Syndrome. She was moved from her prim Carluke bungalow into a nursing home. The first time I visited her there she was convinced she was in the Grand Hotel and fretted that she could not find her purse to pay the bill. She wanted to leave and could not. She looked frightened.
Last time I saw her she was sat in a highbacked chair with her blue cardigan buttoned to the neck. Her hair, undyed, was roughly combed and her bony hands gripped her knees as, sedated, she tried to the impossible: to stand on her own.
As I searched for my black tie today I prayed a selfish prayer: “take me first”. I know there are readers who within the hour have held their child in their arms and felt the responsibility of being their baby’s whole world. It is fleeting. A friend called me to tell me this morning that his scan has shown he has heart disease. We will lose the ones we love. Yet, even though the backwards step into the shadows awaits us all, I somehow cannot bring myself to mourn. This beautiful, fragile life brings us such astonishments: the moment we first hold our lover’s hand, a baby returning our gaze, kisses, the consolations of friendship, reunions and a thousand other experiences and expressions of love. What does death teach us? Don’t waste a minute – abandon yourself to love.Â
Oh. I’m speechless. How can anyone follow that? That was beautiful. I have to print this one out and put it up on my wall. I was getting ready to write one of my pointless posts about my bad hair or an awful day at the supermarket, but how can I now?
You rock, Moobs.
Beautiful Moobs, so beautifully written. I’m touched. My cynical old dusty heart is moved by this. You are a gem.
Moobs, that is very beautiful. And true. And well said.
Oh, Moobs. When you rain, you pour. That was well worth the wait.
Wow. I love this story. Your description of Gran before and after really got to me.
I just finished reading “The Death of Ivan Ilyitch” for the 20th time for class tonight. Then I come home and read this. I sense someone is trying to tell me something…
This is absolutely beautiful. As someone who feels desperately in need of a beautiful human interest story at the moment, I am deeply appreciative of what I just read. Thank you, Moobs.
oh moobs – quite utterly beautiful
That felt like a kick in the heart. In a good way. I just had to leave my desk and have a little walk and a think.
Very well written and such wonderful thoughts. Advice that we should all heed.
That damn disease is a curse upon humanity, turning people into barely a shadow of what they were.
A moving and insightful post moobs, I’ve got a lecture in 20 minutes. Perhaps I should stop reading blogs in the morning.
You are very wise to be able to take what’s important from awful situations.
well that was powerful. whoa!
Thanks for the great post, Moobs. Inspirational and thought-provoking. I try to count the moments every chance I get.
Beautiful and for you to have such insight into where she was coming from …the why’s.
You are a wonderful human being.
Sorry to go off topic, but Moobs, you’re a funny man – have you seen this? I’m sure the one with the shopping trolley and stray pube would be a shoo-in
Oops, just lowered the tone a bit didn’t I? Ah well, it’s for charity…
ah – i was just about to suggest that myself – ye see, disgruntled? – that’s the benefits of a scottish education. go for it moobs – i’m gonna
You did a wonderful job of writing about the older people…
My grandmother is fighting the sameplight…
And oddly enough,it seemsto have been my entire lifetime…
Lonely, all her friends have passed… and all she can talk about is the past…as she cannot stand the prospects of her future…
And So very true about love…
While I am in the midst of it again with my beloved Ingrid… It is so very hard…So very hard indeed…
But through it all, as I wipe away tears and while we do laugh… there is immence love…
I am grateful for this…
Lawyer to Barrister, please don’t waste your whole life in the law. You’ve a gift with your writing and those of us who’ve found you’re blog are blessed by it. Thanks much for letting us know P’s gran just a bit. Hugs and sympathy to P.
This post conjured up a lot of emotions and memories, having recently lost my grandmother.
Your insight, your words…I’m speechless.
Wow. Didn’t see that coming. Excellent, just, excellent.
Such a way with words you have, moobsie. You made me cry.
Yay moobs, you’re in the book! I’m not … you will find me sulking furiously in my blog all weekend …
Dear Moobs
How articulate you are! How gifted:)
I wonder did you think any more about the surrogacy journey? My husband and I met Robin just over one month ago. I didn’t notice the absence of socks!
Today we met with a wonderful woman who has offered to be our suurogate. I have a womb abnormality which means I could never bear children but through the miracles of science coupled with her generosity she will hopefully carry our child. You have much love for your wife and for humanity. I wish the best for you.
That was wonderful. Thank you.
Your last paragraph reached right into my chest and pulled my heart out. What an excellent essay.
A highest order of thanks goes to Sweatpants Mom for sending me here, to read this entirely delightful, heartbreaking, touching elegy. It is an inspiration.
Thank you for a wonderful post, and I’m so glad I had the chance to read it.
“We will lose the ones we love. Yet, even though the backwards step into the shadows awaits us all, I somehow cannot bring myself to mourn. This beautiful, fragile life brings us such astonishments: the moment we first hold our lover’s hand, a baby returning our gaze, kisses, the consolations of friendship, reunions and a thousand other experiences and expressions of love. What does death teach us? Don’t waste a minute – abandon yourself to love.”
Yes, yes, yes.
Beautiful, heart-wrenching piece of writing. Wow. Here via Sweatpants Mom. And I am extremely grateful to have been sent.