{"id":279,"date":"2009-11-25T00:38:21","date_gmt":"2009-11-25T00:38:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moobz.com\/?p=279"},"modified":"2009-11-25T00:38:21","modified_gmt":"2009-11-25T00:38:21","slug":"oops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moobz.com\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p> There is a tremendous storm closing in tonight.  The wind is roaring and I was hurrying home ahead of the rain.  As I passed the small row of shops around the corner from my house,  I saw a face flicker in the doorway of the accountancy firm as a cigarette was dragged on.  He caught my gaze,  a man slumped in the doorway,  a can of lager in his hand and a knitted woollen had pulled down below his eyebrows.  I hurried on.<\/p>\n<p> Once home,  my conscience began to nag at me.  This was no night to be sleeping rough.  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