{"id":148,"date":"2007-04-26T20:25:14","date_gmt":"2007-04-26T20:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/moobz.com\/?p=148"},"modified":"2007-04-26T20:30:05","modified_gmt":"2007-04-26T20:30:05","slug":"how-tenuous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/moobz.com\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

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Here are the rules of the\u00c2\u00a0game: You have to come up with a tenuous connection to a celebrity. The cheesier or weirder the celebrity the more points you get. The more tenuous (or weirder) the connection the better too (although there is a cut-off point – seeing them on television does not count, nor does merely living in the same country).<\/p>\n

Last years winners were:<\/p>\n

(1) The Prestigious UK Award:<\/p>\n

Norah<\/a>: <\/strong>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I once snogged a guy whose gran knows Jon BonJovi\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mum\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

(2) The Equally Prestigious International Award:<\/p>\n

Jen<\/a>: <\/strong>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sean Penn cried in front of my mum about what a bitch Madonna was\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n

You cannot use a connection that you have entered before. For the bibulous amongst you the prize is plonk. For the others (or at your discretion) it will be something that has fallen off the back of a truck headed for Amazon.com.<\/p>\n

Place your entries by leaving comments. The winners will be decided Nigerian Election stylee: there will be a vote but then I will steal the ballot boxes.<\/p>\n

Good luck!<\/p>\n

Average Rating: 4.4<\/span> out of 5<\/span> based on 220<\/span> user reviews.<\/span><\/div><\/p>

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