6 Weird Things About Me

I have been tagged by Drunken Spaniel (if she is not already in your blogroll go pay her a visit you don’t know what you’re missing). Here are 6 weird things about me:

  • When I was a baby I sailed around Africa on my father’s ship. As a result, engine noise makes me fall asleep.
  • I once bit Max Bygraves
  • Tony Blair helped me fulfill a sexual fantasy
  • I have Keloidal scarring on my chest the origin of which is unknown
  • I once spoke in tongues. My word was “Salamanah”
  • I can fart at will

I could go on (and on and on) but I’m not sure I need you all to think I’m any weirder than you already do. Verily, hereby I taggeth Martini Mom, The Beard of Yorkshire and Minks.

13 thoughts on “6 Weird Things About Me”

  1. Sorry Moobs…I played this tag last week. But thanks for thinking of me…
    I now have to go check out Drunken Spaniel now…

  2. I’m with Gamba on this. C’mon … spill …
    Oops – that came out a bit wrong. Or possibly a bit right.

  3. Ok ok . The TB thing is duller than you thnk but I’ll blog it tomorrow as its not duller than anything else I blog about.

    DS – I’ve no idea, someone else is supposed to interpret but no-one ever did.

  4. 6 intrigues me – I know people who can burp on demand by swallowing air… how does that work at the, ah, other end?

    Actually forget it, I’ve realised I really REALLY don’t want to know.

  5. EB – I will draw a veil over it. But you might want to have a look at this:

    http://www.johnbarber.com/pujol.html

    By the way, the book arrived yesterday and I presented it to P as a birthday gift. She lay in bed reading it and laughing practically non-stop. While I am no stranger to her laughing in bed I am glad that I was not the target for once.

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